1. Alice: "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors."
Edward: "Why don't you just tell me who wins?"
Alice: "I do. Excellent." ( pg. 472)
2. Bella: "Oh, Mike! How will I go on?" (pg. 27)
3. Tanya: "Ah, Edward. I've missed you." (pg. 54)
4. Emmett: "Oooo, scary." ( pg. 517)
5. Bella: "Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?" (pg. 30)
6. Charlie: "Bells, we're up to bat." ( pg. 47)
7. Edward: "You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating." ( pg. 71)
8. Bella: "Why am I covered in feathers?" ( pg. 89)
9. Alice: "No one will dare to call you plain when I'm through with you."
Bella: "Only because they're afraid you'll suck their blood." ( pg. 42)
10. Edward: "Oops." ( pg. 505)
11. Renee: "Alice wouldn't let us do anything else. Every time we tried, she all but ripped our throats out." ( pg. 46)
12. Edward: "Do you want me to sing to you? I'll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away." ( pg. 105)
13. Rosalie: "Over my pile of ashes." ( pg. 186)
14. Edward: "You look so guilty—like you've committed a crime." ( pg. 110)
15. Sam: "This is not something our treaty anticipated. This is a danger to every human in the area." ( pg. 201)
16. Rosalie: "I'd like to beat you dead." ( pg. 324)
17. Jasper: "I can't understand. I can't bear this." ( pg. 464)
18. Seth: "You'll hurt her. Let her go." ( pg. 66)
19. Carlisle: "I've seen vampire venom work miracles, but there are conditions that even venom cannot overcome." ( pg. 234-235)
20. Jacob: "I'll kill you myself! I'll do it now!" ( pg. 67)
21. Bella: "Should I be afraid?"
Edward: "Terrified." ( pg. 480)